TechStreme Interviews: Co-founder of Stareboob.com, Mr. Hooterberg


By: TechStreme unpaid reporter

During the annual ‘How did this happen’ meet-up, where whose who of everything but mostly nothing land up… We met up with the co-founder of Stareboob.com. He was candid throughout the interview (and why not… he was drunk) He spoke on length on the inception of Stareboob.com and answered some ‘hard’ questions! Stareboob brought about a revolution in the first anonymous webcam industry. Suddenly, the perverts of the chat-rooms could communicate in a formal way. Hallelujah! Our unpaid reporter talks to Mr.HooterBerg after a few pegs…

That is Shakespeare

  • All the users of Stareboob.com want to know is what was the initial idea for the website, were you pervert before or was it unintentional?

Well, it was truly unintentional. I do not deny that the fact that; yes I had a telescope in my room. But, I really did look up into the sky till I was 15 years old. Then I realised the presence of Internet and made my first invention to ‘share easily.’ The software was an out-and-out hit but I released it as an open source… What is the use if people are ‘charged for it?’

  • Before the existence of Stareboob.com… Internet was anonymous and there is a school of thought that believes that it was better that way! Your views?

I understand you are not paid and obviously frustrated. But, remember this you have to be objective and to all the naysayers I want to say, ‘I gave those puppies a name!’

  • Mr. Hooterberg where does the name Stareboob.com come from?

(Shrugs) I and the people I am forced to call my co-founders… wanted to keep it simple (it was all my idea!) The idea is very simple; people stare and stare at obvious things. It was a tradition in school and remains fresh till the very old age. By doing this, we never alienated any audience. That is one of the reason for our runaway success.

  • Why not charge people for using Stareboob.com? I am sure now that people have been hooked on to it, they will pay!

Well, that is simple. Why charge them and lose my edge?

  • What is that exact edge?

(Smirks) I have all their data… I can sell amazing advertising with it! Hey, wait… I did not mean that was off the record. Can you erase that? I do not want more anti-trust cases against me and my company.

  • I think, the story is pretty much done but I have a list and might as well ask you rest of the questions.

Sure, My lawyers will deny it anyway as drunken blabber!

  • Moving on, sir the LBGT group is very miffed about the name, content and the way you use the data. They absolutely feel neglected… Your comments?

D*mn reporters, don’t you people ever do your research? The L, B and T are the largest audience we cater to on Stareboob.com. It is only the G that has the problem! And truthfully I cannot keep everyone happy. Even I need to earn my caviar and champagne.

  • One final question, What are your plans for the weekend?

Haha, very simple try to figure out ‘How did this happen!’

Always a hoot to talk to, thank you sir for your time. Mr. Hooterberg was a jovial mood this meet and I am sure he will be the same next time we talk to him. So, make sure you leave your questions in the comments. Fan-boy and hate mail is always welcome but we do not have an email id due to no budget. So, everything goes into the comments.

Apple(‘s) are forever?


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By: Aditya Kshirsagar

Move along, Diamonds! Here come’s, girl’s new best friend, Apple products. Any surprised faces out there? Why?!

Why I wrote this article?  True story compelled me to: here is how it goes: I was amazed when a girl was more interested in getting apps for her iPod touch than flowers. She wanted the iPad more than a diamond necklace (same price range). Shout out to my rapper friends, someone sing Apple(‘s) is girl’s new best friend. Or maybe just re-record Apple on this song:

Putting it into real-world context:
Conversation:
Me: Why do you like Apple products?
Her: They are shiny!

This is something, I would expect from a dumb blonde. Sadly, the girl in question here is smart, well-read, and artistically inclined. The thing is this, she ain’t Indian. It seems the west is an Apple’s bitch and we as Indians are divided into two, technologically. Linux and pop-culture, just a matter of time when Apple becomes, *the shit to own!*

Having said that, I do not know why and how; she goes weak in the knees for Apple. Without dwelling into details, let me just say that… the way the sh*t is changing; Geeks just trouble-shoot those Mac’s now! Why? First read some research…

Stare at her before you start reading further(Psst! Apple logo near her belly-button)

She is a MacGirl!

Here are some research’s already done by scientists, analysts on Apple Products V/s social perception:

The strap-headline is like a punch in the gut

BlackBerry not so many, and Android even fewer, according to an online dating service Read Here

Interesting take on Apple (Product) placement (Personal favorite, designs/Ad students have a look) Read Here

Apple iPhone and Europe (Global take) Read Here

As a person who has a perceived geek image: I would like to say that for me Apple always remained about Woz and the first Mac. The hacker philosophy that Apple came up from; but Mr Jobs did a job of making Billions out of! Even today, seeing Woz talk about how he started as a simple guy just phone-phreaking to making the first home computer is just a journey.

What I do not understand, where did the chicks come from? Apple has dumbed everything down? Is it too restrictive? Am I agreeing with their philosophy? I really ain’t no-one to comment but things have worked out!

A guy is judged not by his friends, but the Apple products he carries. Personal experience, you got the HTC Evo4G (or the best phone out there), don’t matter! You got the iPod Touch? That get’s the girls to talk to you. Go to a busy street and just wave an iPad around, people will talk to you. Most people even do not know what to do with it… They just like it! They like the touch!

Sure, they will be a little awe-struck but will want to be with you! I can so imagine a bollywood movie, “Toh kya hua pitaji? Linux aabhi user kar raha hain, Apple kharid lega woh!” {Yeh market toh! Open source market hain, OEM ka sangam hain!}
Getting back to the point, diamonds are old-school! Get her an Apple and see the magic happen around. Throw them roses away, Apple head-phones. Forget those expensive purse’s, shoes just get her an iPhone! I could try to understand, why is it so? But to me final aim is all that matters!

TechStreme Comics: Mobile Wars! Part – I


This is an Old comic we had lost in the attic and it was edited by Shriram Sharma. Now, we feel sad that Symbian is dying a slow death, but they are.

MeeGo, the much awaited OS is their last hope to catapult back into limelight!